stiles stilinski & his green shirt (2.23)
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST
#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS
#EVERYONE IS PREGNANT
The HIVE Academy for Extraordinary Young People is proud to introduce this year’s top graduates… Jinx, the enchanting sorceress whose powerful hexes mean bad luck for her enemies.
Wizards can make fun of muggles all they want but the joke’s on them because phones can do in two seconds what they use owls and high-level magic to do, AND we have tanks. Try to avada kedavra a tank you stick-wiggling nerds
this is me about 98 percent of the time.